Tippy the Penguin

hi, you look lovely today.

July 30, 2014 at 5:15pm
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Reblogged from kushdrinker

happy-avocado:

aye-lemme-whisper-in-yo-ear:

kushdrinker:

have u ever tried to look cool in front of ur friends and u image

i have been laughing at this for 10 minutes straight. 

both his pants and underwear came off how did he even manage

(via satansoveralls)

5:15pm
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Reblogged from dailyonedirection

(c)

(Source: dailyonedirection, via donthaz)

5:13pm
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Reblogged from adorablehowell

adorablehowell:

Reasons Why Dan’s a Fail (yay) (3/4)

(via thatrelatablefangirl)

5:13pm
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Reblogged from betterwhenaked
betterwhenaked:


this is literally the best pick up line on a tshirt i’ve ever seen

betterwhenaked:

this is literally the best pick up line on a tshirt i’ve ever seen

(via satansoveralls)

5:12pm
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Reblogged from yeahiwasintheshit
unclefather:

this is the wrong color tricycle mom I hate you so much this is the worst birthday ever

unclefather:

this is the wrong color tricycle mom I hate you so much this is the worst birthday ever

(Source: yeahiwasintheshit, via thatrelatablefangirl)

July 29, 2014 at 8:56pm
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Reblogged from joshanddrake

The Amercian school system.

(via knocked-up-niam)

8:56pm
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Reblogged from zaynstamponface

zaynsillyrabbit:

zaynsillyrabbit:

zaynsillyrabbit:

this is incredible 

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(Source: zaynstamponface, via knocked-up-niam)

8:55pm
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Reblogged from dirudo

leomanaids:

bitchcraftandwiggatry:

dirudo:

"I’m not rich"

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"But I have a big dick"

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"I don’t have a big dick"

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"But I am rich"

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"I’m rich"

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"And I have a big dick"

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(via absolutelouis)

8:49pm
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Reblogged from tomlifornia

tomlifornia:

Midnight Memories- first lines as snaps [insp]

(via hazzbeen)

6:27pm
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Reblogged from genderoftheday

tyleroakley:

oscob:

jam of a lifetime

is it on itunes because honestly

(Source: genderoftheday)